Idiots

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Here’s one for all the idiots out there who have discovered they can use the internet, type, read dictionaries and indulge in all sorts of miraculous activities.

“IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot’s activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but “pervades and regulates the whole.” He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.” – from  Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary.

If however, one is still too much of a dolt to appreciate the sense of humour in the Devil’s Dictionary, we can opt for an alternative definition of Idiot from the Half-Wits Encyclopedia…that being Wikipedia.

“An idiot, dolt, or dullard is an intellectually disabled person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times. An idiot is said to be idiotic, and to suffer from idiocy. A dunce is an idiot who is specifically incapable of learning. An idiot differs from a fool (who is unwise) and an ignoramus (who is uneducated/an ignorant), neither of which refers to someone with low intelligence.”

 

Fiendish Hackers – Gone!

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Everything here now appears to be free from hackers – I think  they just gave up and went back to being Emo-Hipsters, hung up their anonymous masks and went back to school.

No more mysteriously shifting buttons and other diabolic inventions. They must have finally given up  and moved on to fresher pastures.

Now I can go back to actually doing something useful, instead of wasting my time on hackers and trolls 🙂

The Last Post

cthulhu stole my blog postsThis is my last post here, I am retiring due to the constant stress of maintaining this site. After all, blog posts are a very serious thing.

So please please hackers, don’t steal my  blog posts because it will wound me to the core and I’ll cry rivers of pain. Please don’t copy and paste them either. My blog posts are patented, trademarked and under copyright even though no one even reads them because there are no ‘Followers’.

As I am deeply tormented by fear that my precious blog posts may disappear I cannot continue. Regrettably, I am unable to continue in this role due to the severe psychological trauma this fear perpetuates. I will leave this blog online, despite what has happened to it – the buttons move as if by eldritch and arcane engines, almost as if they were possessed by a horde of a thousand devils…I am plagued by spam from Nigeria, and I have won the lottery six times this week, but the money never arrives. I am receiving thousands of Twitter requests, but they are all spam bots and I can no longer use my control panel to type here. Obviously I have been hacked , not just hacked, but hacked by unworldly, ungodly, unspeakable things…..

I must flee this foul place. 

But before I go, please note that I received four letters from Bill today, and everyone else should have their letters by now.

IN THE MEANTIME YOU MUST GO BACK TO OVERTHROW. www.overthrow.com

Overthrow has implemented internet security to keep itself safe from fiendish hackers. Gods, if only I could login to my control panel to rely this vital message that I cannot login!

Your new administrator has powers to banish these techno-devils that cannot be implemented here. And as of myself, I am retiring to take up my new life as a hermit in an abandoned lighthouse by the sea, with leather bound copies of my blog posts. There we shall be safe.

 

 

The Following II (Haters Gonna Hate)

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I have some spare time to fill in today, since no one wants to waste my time on replying to complete bull.

In Harold Covington’s blog, he unveils his theory on Bill and what he believes to be the general direction of Bill’s case which revolves around a nebulous and omnipresent ‘Following’. http://downwithjugears.blogspot.com

I believe Harold’s premise here is correct, that the case revolves around the fact, that somewhere in the Zeitgeist, the government believes there are bunch of mysterious ‘Followers’.

Presumably, they’d like to include me in this list. So, please allow me to take a needle and burst this mysterious bubble.

Bill White, this guy with loads of non-existent ‘followers’, is so not a well-known person in the Right, nor is he very well respected. In fact I didn’t even know who he was when I met him online. When he kept saying he was having problems with the US government, I actually thought he was spinning tales to make himself seem less bourgeois– so that’s how famous Bill White actually is lol.

Eventually I thought I better Google him and see if anything was correct, and pages of crap then appeared, but since they did not describe an accurate representation of the person I was talking to, I assumed he’d been the victim of what is known as a ‘Google Bomb’. I’ve actually seen people with worse search engine results than Bill, so I wasn’t terribly bothered by it. Though, I suspect, the search engines are what caused all his woes.

Since all the cases I read about online were nothing but internet cases, I assumed he was totally harmless. After all, if they were true, what would happen to me? Just spam and emails from the looks of things. Am I scared of spam? No. Scared of emails? No. I mean…who is seriously bothered by guys writing crap on the internet? You just complain to Google or the web host and get it removed or use a spam filter. Internet nuisances instantly disappear, easily and legally.

Followers? Bill White is as powerful as a drop of water in a bucket. I mean, this site is mostly read by people who hate him. Even the person regarded to be his favourite patsy/fall guy is hating on him. So where the hell are these Followers?

If they think I’m follower than that’s a beyond a joke – I often tell Bill the Nazi stuff is out of date and not viable. As to  his apparent past support of Matt Hale which started all the years of crap– I booted all his ‘Followers’ years ago for being unbearably stupid. Furthermore I couldn’t care less about the American Front, who also appear to be unbearably stupid. In fact, just looking at them I’d be wishing they’d actually been kept in prison and not released. I hope to God Bill doesn’t get found guilty of supporting these idiots, because that’s just going to be plain embarrassing.

I don’t believe Bill actually has any Followers. I’m just running this blog because everyone else seems to be out to screw him over. I am not a Nazi, not a Fascist, not a racist, not interested in any form of politics that has irrational fear as it’s basis. The only people I have anything against are the idiots, who appear in all races and groups. And, as far as I can tell, there are jerks everywhere.

Poe’s Law

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This pretty much explains my experience with Bill’s websites and the trolls:

Poe’s Law is an Internet axiom which states that it is difficult to distinguish extremism from satire of extremism in online discussions unless the author clearly indicates his/her intent. This notion is most frequently observed with highly divisive discussion topics like religious fundamentalism and bipartisan politics.

Similar to Murphy’s Law, Poe’s Law concerns internet debates, particularly regarding religion or politics. … In other words, No matter how bizarre, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.

 

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Or in other words, some people’s (the trolls) ideas are so incredibly crapulent they actually appear as a parody to me because they are so far gone down the ‘Fundie Fake-Fascist’ path they just look like rambling idiots. How to tell an informant from a straight out plain Nutzi idiot? Impossible without studying them for months since the role of the informant is to do idiotic things to entrap other idiots.

Therefore I propose that Poe’s Law be bifurcated into two strands: Genuine idiots who accidentally parody themselves, and the informants who intentionally look like parodies (thus mimicking the idiots).

On that note logic dictates that if a petty nuisance is not an informant, they must be a god damned idiot of massive proportions.

We are best served by entertaining neither instance of Poe’s Law.

Can’t tell if this is satire? Lmao ; )

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/poes-law